THE HOZZLE
Your Private Golf Lounge
Not another corporate driving range. The Hozzle is the East Valley's most exclusive spot to hang with friends, host clients, hone your game, and play world-class courses - all on your terms, 24/7.
Find Us in the Heart of the East Valley
Centrally located in Mesa with easy access from Tempe, Arcadia, Gilbert, and Chandler. Just minutes from the 101 and 202 freeways.
Premium simulators. Ultimate privacy. Your space.
You Want To Golf. Not Stand In Line.
TopGolf vibes? Loud, crowded, corporate. Country clubs? Stuffy and overpriced. Regular courses? 4+ hour rounds in the Arizona heat. The East Valley deserves better - a chill, private spot to swing with your crew.
Half the year the course is literally unbearable. Your golf game shouldn't have an off-season.
A "quick round" eats your entire afternoon. Who has time for that anymore?
Country club memberships. $15 sandwiches. Dress codes. It's golf, not a board meeting.
TopGolf is fun once. But when you want real time with friends or clients? Not the move.
Your Crew.
Your Rules.
Your Lounge.
The Hozzle is the private hangout Tempe, Mesa, and Arcadia have been waiting for. Six premium bays with complete privacy for friends, clients, or focused personal practice. Ultimate comfort in a space that's truly yours. No crowds, no corporate energy, no BS. Host your clients. Perfect your swing. BYOB. Blast your playlist. This is your space.
Golf Meets Lounge Culture
Premium simulators in a laid-back setting. Complete privacy for you, your friends, and your clients. Comfortable spaces to close deals or perfect your game. No pretense. No waiting. Just good times.
Your Private Space
Book a bay, get your access code, walk in. No staff hovering. No randoms next to you. Just you and whoever you invite. Perfect for Tempe business meetups, Arcadia friend groups, or Mesa golf crews who want privacy.
Meeting Areas
Need to close a deal or have a private conversation? Our dedicated meeting spaces let you mix business with pleasure. Impress clients without the stuffy boardroom vibes.
Zero Corporate Energy
No dress codes. No overpriced drinks. No loud DJ. Just a premium, chill environment where you can actually have a conversation. Bring your own beer. Order some food. Ultimate comfort, ultimate privacy.
World-Class Simulators. Seriously.
We went with Foresight Falcon - the same tech PGA pros use. 450+ courses including Pebble Beach and St. Andrews. You're getting the good stuff, we just don't need to brag about it.
Foresight Falcon - Tour-grade accuracy in every swing
Tour-Grade Accuracy
20+ data points per swing if you're into that
450+ Courses
Play the world's best without the airfare
Foresight Falcon
Same tech the pros train on
Built For Hanging Out
Six premium bays. Private meeting areas. Member lounge with arcade games and pool tables. Club storage. Everything you need for a perfect session with your crew.
Artistic rendering of The Hozzle layout
6 Premium Bays
Private space for you and your crew
24/7 Access
Play anytime - day or night
Private Meeting Areas
For business or private conversations
Arcade Games
Classic games for downtime
Pool Tables
Rack 'em up between rounds
Member Lounge
Comfortable seating, chill vibes
35-40 Lockers
Store your clubs here
Perfect Climate
72° year-round. Always.
Private meeting areas for business conversations
Built For Members, Not The Masses
We're keeping it small on purpose. Founding members who join the waitlist early will get the best rates and first access when we open.
EARLY ACCESS
Projected around $199/mo — locked in at the lowest price we'll ever offer
- Unlimited 24/7 bay access
- Priority booking privileges
- Bring 3 guests anytime (free)
- Founding member events
- Name plaque recognition
GENERAL MEMBERSHIP
Higher monthly rate once founding spots are filled
- Unlimited 24/7 bay access
- Standard booking
- Guest fees apply
Why join the waitlist now?
Founding members will lock in the lowest membership rate we'll ever offer, get priority booking, and be first through the door when we open Fall 2026.
Got Questions?
Nothing at all. No payment, no credit card, no commitment. You're just getting on the list early so you get first access and the best rate when we open in Fall 2026. Zero risk.
No worries at all. You can drop off the waitlist any time. No penalty, no awkward conversations. We just want people who are genuinely excited to be part of this.
Book online, get a code via text, use it at the smart lock. That's it. The place is unmanned - just you and whoever you bring. 2am session? Go for it.
Hard no. TopGolf is a party with golf balls. Loud, crowded, corporate. The Hozzle is your private lounge. Intimate, chill, premium. Brick walls, arcade games, pool tables, private meeting areas - think upscale hangout meets golf club. Bring clients here and actually have a conversation.
Right in the heart of the East Valley - 450 N Dobson Rd Suite 201 in Mesa. Easy access for Tempe, Arcadia, Gilbert, and Chandler. Minutes from the 101 and 202.
We're still finalizing the details, but members will get daily bay time included with their membership. Additional hours will be available at a reasonable rate. Join the waitlist and we'll share pricing as it comes together.
Yes. BYOB. Bring food. We have vending too. This isn't a country club with $15 beers. It's your space - treat it that way.
Join The Founding Member Waitlist
Get on the list early and be the first to know when The Hozzle opens. Founding members will get priority access and the best rates.